James Hoskin's

The Rules:

Gather 2 friends (minimum) in the lecture room. If drinks are unavailable, or its too early to drink one of the players should score. During the lecture drink (or gain points) when instructed to by the following rules. At the end of the day, or after a designated number of lectures the scorer should declare a winner. If you are the winner don't forget to celebrate by having a drink. Enjoy!

Take a sip (1 point) if:

• The lecturer answers one of your questions.
• You leave a piece of fruit for the lecturer.
• You say advanced soil mechanics to the lecturer.
• You have a coughing/sneezing fit.
• You blow your nose loudly.
• You burp/fart loudly.
• You eat a packet of crisps.
• You slurp a drink loudly.
• You open a window.
• You yawn when the lecturer is watching.
• You stand up and sit down again.
• You set your watch alarm off.
• You throw a rolled up piece of paper at someone (must not get caught).
• Your mobile phone goes off.

Take a gulp (2 points) if:

• You ask the lecturer to turn the lights on/off.
• You sabotage the OHP so it does not work.
• You ask the lecturer to focus the OHP (when it already is).
• You ask the lecturer their name.
• You ask the same question twice.
• You make the lecturer laugh.
• You ask an unrelated question.
• You contradict the lecturer.
• You leave the room and return again.
• You pretend to have hiccups.
• You turn up wearing a skirt or a dress (men only).
• You wear sunglasses for the whole lecture.
• You hum a tune (must be whole tune).
• You tap a tune on the table (must be whole tune).
• You throw a paper aeroplane at someone (must not get caught).
• You phone someone else during the lecture who is in the same room.

Chug your entire drink (4 points) if:

• You tell the lecturer their flies are undone.
• The lecturer eats your piece of fruit.
• You get the lecturer to say advanced soil mechanics.
• You ask a question the lecturer can not answer.
• You lean back on your chair and fall off.
• You turn up wearing a swimming costume.
• You have an argument with someone (not playing this game).
• You are involved in a Mexican wave (at least four people).
• You snore (at least three times).
• The lecturer throws something at you while you are snoring.
• You replace the lecturers white board pens with permanent markers (which must be used).

Drink everything in sight (-5 points) if:

• You are thrown out of the lecture.
• You show the lecturer these rules.
• The lecturer tells you off.
• The lecturer makes fun of you.

Bonus rules (for scoring game):

• Assign each player with a task from each section (excluding negative point section).
• If they complete these tasks before the end of the lecture, they recieve a bonus of 7 points.

Disclaimer:

This is a game. This is only a game. The game might get a little hectic at times and no responsibility is taken for hospitalisation of any players. If drinking alcohol (I personally recommend this), do not drive. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do not pass go. Do not collect £200.