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- Q. How do we know Diana had clean hair?
A. Her 'head and shoulders' were found on the dashboard of the car.
- Q. What was the first thing through Diana's mind when the car crashed?
A. The windscreen.
- Q. Why did Henri Paul take his shirt to the dry cleaners?
A. Because he couldn't get the Di out of it.
- Q. What did Dodi Al Fayed say to Henri Paul in the Ritz?
A. Do you want to come out with me and di tonight.
- Q. What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Toyota?
A. Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Toyota.
- Q. What did Geoffery Boycott do when he made up with his girlfriend?
A. He took her out for a slap-up meal.
- Q. How do we know that Louise Woodward likes heavy metal?
A. She's a headbanger.
- Q. Where did Louise Woodward take her boyfriend on a date?
A. To McDonalds for a couple of shakes.
- Q. What is Louise Woodward's favourite film?
A. The hand that rocks the cradle.
- Q. What is the difference between David Beckham and Posh Spice?
A. Posh Spice doesn't kick out when taken from behind.
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