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- Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
- There are 256 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
- That shirt looks very becoming on you ... of course if I were on you I'd be coming too.
- If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me ... Please?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
- Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes!
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
- That dress looks nice ... Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
- Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
- Am I dead, Angel? Because this must be heaven!
- (Check her shirt tag) ... Just as I thought, made in heaven!
- (Check her shirt tag) ... Just making sure you were the right size!
- Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.
- Hey baby, do you want to sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
- Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
- Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
- Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are ... gorgeous!
- Hi, my name's (your name), how do you like me so far?
- Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
- Were you in the Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
- Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
- My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Are you going to be on it or not?
- Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
- If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
- I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
- Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
- Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
- Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
- If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh ... So you want to go somewhere and talk?
- Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No. Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No. Do you want to do lunch?
- That's a nice shirt ... could I talk you out of it?
- (At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
- That dress looks great on you ... as a matter of fact, so would I.
- Hey baby, do you want to see something swell?
- Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.
- Are you religious Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!
- I love every bone in your body ... especially mine.
- (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
- Pardon me, are you in heat?
- You know, I never was too good at maths ... like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.
- You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
- You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
- Can I borrow a coin? Because my mum told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
- Here's a coin, call your room-mate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
- Can I borrow a coin? Because I want to call your mum and thank her!
- Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- You're good at maths right? Is 69 a perfect square?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
- Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- Was your father a baker? Because you sure have a nice set of buns!
- Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- Your face or mine?
- Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. What do you say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
- Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
- Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Make a business card that says Smile if you want to sleep with me. Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
- Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
- Her: (to passing man) Do you have the time? You: Do you have the energy?
- Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) You: I like nothing better.
- Her: I really enjoyed myself tonight! You: Me too. Maybe we could let our bodies enjoy each other sometime!
- Bond. James Bond.
- You know I really am James Bond's body double.
- You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beat me to it.
- You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?
- Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?"
- You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
- At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Do you want a roll?"
- You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
- That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.
- Think you can dance in those shoes?
- OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat.
- Ask a girl if she likes jewellery. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"
- You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
- Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
- Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
- Lie down. I think I love you.
- What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
- I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
- If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
- My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
- My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
- Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
- I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
- Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?
- Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
- Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?'
- Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.
- Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll Chew, chew, chew!
- Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
- Oh, you're a bird watcher. (Whip out your unit) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
- I hear you like to sing. Yes. (Whip out your unit) Well, then step up to the mike!
- Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
- Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
- Baby, you look better and better each day ... and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
- Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!
- Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
- Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
- I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want!
- Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!
- My name is (your name). Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
- Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
- Drop 'em!
- Can I flirt with you?
- (Grab her arse) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
- Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
- Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- So ... how am I doing?
- How about you and me go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes?
- (Tapping your leg) You just think this is my leg.
- You know what would look good on you? Me!
- Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Kate!" She says, "I'm not Kate!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
- Excuse me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I was wondering if you would mind if I fantasised about you?
- Excuse me, I was just about to go home and masturbate, and I need a name to go with the face.
- I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
- Hey baby, do you want to lock crotches and swap gravy?
- Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
- You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
- Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?
- What's your favourite position on extramarital sex?
- Hello, Susie. Your mum couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
- Excuse me, do you live around here often?
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!
- I've got an itch honey. Lower. Lower. In. Out.
- I'm on fire baby, can I run through your sprinkler?
- Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
- I have only three months to live ...
- Hey baby, what's your sign? All you can eat?
- Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
- Where have you been all my life?
- In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are ripe?"
- Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
- Do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
- I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
- Hey baby, can I tickle your belly-button from the inside?
- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
- If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays??
- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- As she's leaving. Hey aren't you forgetting something? What? Me!
- Have you run into any trees lately? Then how about a root!
- Hey baby, you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
- If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
- Do you want to see my stamp collection?
- Do you want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it's not a 3.5 inch floppy.
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
- Excuse me, you have some lipstick on your tooth, mind if I lick it off?
- Do you know how to use a whip?
- Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world!
- How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
- Baby, somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel!
- Hi, do you want a fuck? No! Do you mind lying down while I have one?
- Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you shouldn't go home without me!
- Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
- Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
- Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No. Well then, please start.
- I've got the ship, you've got the harbour, what say we tie up for the night?
- Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
- Wanna go halves on a baby?
- Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
- Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
- Beauty is only a light switch away.
- If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
- Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
- I'll bet you 10 pounds I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
- I was sitting here holding this drink and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
- If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now!
- Hey baby, sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better!
- You see my friend over there? (Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with TWO!
- Motion your finger for girl to come over to you, when she gets there say, Do you always come when someone fingers you?
- (If you are asked for a match) How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
- Hey baby, are you a glove? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
- Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- Stand still so I can pick you up!
- Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
- I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... my jaw.
- Do you like music? Yes. Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
- Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
- Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and mop you up some bread!
- Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
- Pardon me, but are those stretch marks around your mouth?
- Do you want to hear a joke that'll make you laugh your tits off? Oh, you've already heard it.
- I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
- Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
- I think I can die happy now, because I've just seen a piece of heaven.
- Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- I make mnore money than you could spend.
- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
- Do you want a fuck (wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say ... ing drink.
- Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" No. Wink.
- Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
- Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
- I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
- I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
- Baby, you look good coming AND going!
- I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
- Well hello there! How you screwin, glad to eat you!
- Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- You look like my third wife. Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
- I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
- I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
- You know what I like about you? My arms.
- What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
- So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
- You make my software turn to hardware!
- As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
- Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some maths? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
- Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
- Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other.
- Are you going places or just being taken?
- If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
- I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
- Your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
- Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!
- Rub her leg and if she says anything say "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.
- Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
- Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9 ...
- Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give you a minute to catch your breath!
- Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Bacause you're the best a man can get!
- You know, I have a romantic side ... let's go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!
- (As girls walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
- Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
- Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
- Hi, my name's coffee, because I'll keep you up all night!
- Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
- I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
- I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are.
- Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
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