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- Cover your stump before you hump
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- Don't be silly, protect your Willie
- When in doubt shroud your spout
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner
- You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
- If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- If you slip between her thighs, condomize
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
- If you go into heat, package your meat
- While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
- When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse
- Especially in December, gift wrap your member
- Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
- Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
- The right selection will protect your erection
- Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
- A crank with armor, will never harm her
- If you really love her, wear a cover
- Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
- Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
- If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
- No glove, no love
- If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
- Even If she's eager, protect her beaver
- No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax
- Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt
- Avoid a frown, contain your clown
- Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam
- Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed
- Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink
- The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground
- Cloak the joker before you poke her
- Encase that torch before you paint her porch
- Cape your throbber before you bob her
- After detection sheath your erection
- Before you penetrate hide your magistrate
- Don't surprise her, plug your Geyser
- Cover that lumber before you pump her
- Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
- She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
- House your noodle then release your strudel
- Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
- Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
- Cage that snake then shake and bake
- Cover your peter it will be much neater
- Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore
- It's always funky to cage your monkey
- It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
- It won't be fun with an unwrapped thumb
- It's not much money to catch your honey
- Don't be a fool cover your tool
- Hood that match then scratch that thatch
- Stitch that switch then itch her niche
- Wrap that tool to catch the drool
- It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
- Glove your pecker before you check her
- Coat that slimmer before you prime her
- Condomize then womanize
- Cover old pete then grind her meat
- Guard your peter before you meet her
- Check your list before you tryst
- Wrap your bate before you mate
- Can your worm before you squirm
- Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
- Contain your lizard then tickle her gizzard
- Bag the mole then do her hole
- Cuff your carrot before you share it
- Jail your number then call the plumber
- Cover your vein then drive her insane
- Wrap that pickle then slip her a tickle
- Protect your dink then fluff her mink
- Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
- Hide ole harry then take her cherry
- Wrap that spout then bore her out
- Conceal your train don't cause her pain
- Guard your bridge then do her ridge
- Shroud your trout then make her shout
- To make her squat like a turkey, cover your Jerky
- Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
- Wrap your spout to catch the trout
- Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
- Cover your steamer before you ream her
- Protect that fish then dip it in the dish
- Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
- Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
- Clothe the boner before you hone her
- Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
- Cork your pump or you don't hump
- No unwrapped stags get between my legs
- Dress that erection to make a deflection
- Contain that shanker before you spank her
- Cap that seeder before you breed her
- Stop the stream before you cream
- Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
- Protect your screw to catch that glue
- Package your meat for a real neat treat
- Holster your gun then shootings more fun
- Canvas that trailer before you nail her
- Garage the tractor then attack her
- Net that grass hopper before you pop her
- Sock that wanger before you bang her
- Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
- Trim your hardwood then do her real good
- Garnish your oak then give her a poke
- Pouch your associate then go fornicate
- Smother your affiliate before you ejaculate
- Confine your fascinate before it regurgitates
- Catch that goat before it bloats
- Ensnare that barbarian then do her abdomen
- Restrain your hammer then wam bam her
- Prune that stalk then make her squawk
- Wrap that rod then please her bod
- Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
- House that bottle then mash her throttle
- Sash that hash then thrash that gash
- Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle
- Can your knob then throb her swab
- Contain old Doug then clean her rug
- Cover your limb before you swim
- Retain your bailer then impail her
- Rope your dope then make some soap
- Cap your flapper then sniff her snapper
- Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
- Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
- Cover your stone before you bone
- House your hose then curl her toes
- Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
- Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
- Shield your rocks then pond her box
- Cover old sly then do her dry
- Wrap your rail then fill her pail
- Glove your chimney before you come in me
- If your nude, tube your dude
- Cloak your hitter then go split her
- Wrap your nipper before you dip her
- Can your spam then bam that mam
- Corral your ram then slice her ham
- Sheath your sliver then jab her liver
- Twist your wick then stick that prick
- Cover old Bart then dart her tart
- Shed old spot then do her slot
- Drawer your pip then split her lips
- Contain that leach then mash her peach
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