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- You live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
- You consider a BigMac and Chips a balanced meal.
- You have written a check for 45 pence.
- You have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
- You have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
- Your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic 'Cups'.
- Your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
- You can not remember when you last washed your car.
- You can pack your worldly possessions into a small car (one trip).
- The first thing you do in the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
- Your bed time is no longer 10pm, but 3am.
- You consider Pizza one of the four major food groups.
- You consider the other three to be beer, McDonalds, and sweets.
- You have ever missed a class to watch Jerry Springer.
- You have ever sent e-mail to the people you live with.
- You refer to your meal card as "plastic".
- You have ever spent a good hour searching for your student ID just so you could get a discount at the cinema.
- You have ever stayed up all night just so you would not sleep through your morning class.
- You have ever called your roommates, not knowing where you were and asked them to come get you.
- You do not consider yourself a dork if you wear your backpack on both shoulders.
- You can not find money to buy food but it miraculously appears to buy alcohol.
- You have ever called home just to talk to your pets.
- You work your class schedule around drinking.
- You watch TV with no volume, while listening to the radio.
- Showering does not happen on a daily basis.
- A blender is your first major appliance.
- Your second major appliance is a coffee maker.
- Weather begins to be a major factor on your class attendance.
- You would rather check your e-mail than study for a test.
- Your walls are covered with beer signs.
- You have a separate refrigerator for beer.
- You spend a majority of your time reading forwarded mail.
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