|
|
|
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a happy meal.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- All foam, no beer.
- The butter has slipped off his pancake.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
- Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree & hit every branch on the way down.
- As smart as bait.
- Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
- Her sewing machine's out of thread.
- One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
- Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- Not wired to code.
- Skylight leaks a little.
- Her slinky's kinked.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold them together.
- A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
- During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
- Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- Is so dense, light bends around her.
- If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
- Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
- Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
|
|
