James Hoskin's

This letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to nine of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Instructions:

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.

Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

• 0.5 miss worlds
• 2.5 models
• 463 wild nymphos
• 3,234 good-looking nymphos
• 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
• 40,198 bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you. At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.

Remember, this chain brings luck. One man's cat died, and the next day he received a cheerleader. You can be lucky too, so do not break this chain! One man did and got his own wife back! She was still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the same accusatorial expression on her face.