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10 differences between computer equipment and women
- All women come with soundcards.
- You don't have to put garbage in to get garbage out with a woman.
- Some people haven't used a computer.
- Men enjoy spending money on computers.
- Computers don't fart and blame it on you.
- A computer will sit comfortably on your desk - without breaking it.
- Computers accept you even when you only have a floppy.
- Universities are full of computers.
- Computers come with manuals on how to operate them without sustaining injury.
- With a computer you only have to punch the information in once.
10 similarities between computer equipment and women
- The good games are too expensive and the cheap ones everyone else has already had.
- Well used disks may well carry a virus.
- Link up play is more fun but may need extra equipment.
- You can try before you buy.
- Both have over 40 buttons you have to press in the right order to get them to do what you want them to.
- For a few extra quid you can get one that sits in your lap.
- Why buy when you can rent?
- Men will sit up all night to play with them.
- Do something wrong and they start to make lots of noise.
- Damaged goods come at half the normal price but are more trouble than they're worth.
Top 10 reasons compilers must be female
- Picky, picky, picky.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
- Beauty is only shell deep.
- When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
- They can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
- They always turn simple statements into big productions.
- Smalltalk is important.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
- They make you take the garbage out.
- Miss a period and they go wild.
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