James Hoskin's

Did you ever wonder what would happen if you named your dog "mypenis"?

• mypenis ate my homework.
• Oh, no! mypenis is frothing at the mouth!
• Sorry I'm late. I was playing with mypenis.
• I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep mypenis on a leash.
• mypenis doesn't come when I call it.
• mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.
• I love giving mypenis a bath.
• At night, I sleep with mypenis in my hands.
• mypenis likes it when people pet him.
• mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.
• Playing with mypenis really wears me out.
• Would you like to see a picture of mypenis?
• Sometimes I wake up, and mypenis is already active.
• I think mypenis has a mind of its own.
• I keep a picture of mypenis in my wallet.
• Whenever I get lost, mypenis points me in the right direction.
• I think mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.
• mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.
• If mypenis was a hotdog, he would be long, hairy and hard to carry.
• mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.
• Help! I can't find mypenis!
• Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for mypenis.
• mypenis gets excited whenever the postman comes.
• Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take mypenis to the hospital.
• Oh. no! Something bit mypenis!
• Watch it or you'll step on mypenis.
• When mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.
• Stop kicking mypenis.
• When riding in the car, mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
• mypenis is truly man's best friend.
• Beware of mypenis. He's carrying a disease.
• People say mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.
• mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.
• There's nothing like a well-trained bitch for mypenis.
• I've trained mypenis to jump through hoops.
• mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.
• Excuse me - I need a muzzle for mypenis.
• Sorry I'm late, but mypenis kept me up howling all night.

So next time you get a dog, don't forget to name it mypenis. Think of all the wonderful ways it would brighten your life.