| WHAT THEY SAY |
WHAT THEY MEAN |
| Yes. |
No. |
| No. |
Yes. |
| Maybe. |
No. |
| We need ... |
I want ... |
| I'm sorry. |
You'll be sorry. |
| I'm not upset. |
Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| It's your decision. |
You had better pick the one I want. |
| Sure, go ahead. |
I don't want you to. |
| Can't we just be friends? |
There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine again. |
| I just need some space. |
Get lost. |
| Do I look fat in this dress? |
We haven't had a fight in a while. |
| You're so manly. |
You need a shave and sweat a lot. |
| No, pizza's fine. |
Cheap bastard! |
| Can you help me with my work? |
If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. |
| I just don't want a boyfriend now. |
I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. |
| I don't know, what do you want to do? |
I can't believe that you have nothing planned. |
| Come here. |
My puppy does this too. |
| I like you, but... |
I don't like you. |
| You never listen. |
You never listen. |
| Do you love me?. |
I want something expensive. |
| You have to learn to communicate. |
Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me? |
Too late, you're dead. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| We're moving too quickly. |
I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. |
I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. |
| Oh, no, I will pay for myself. |
I am just being nice, there is no way I am going Dutch. |
| Oh YES!!! Right there. |
Well, near there, I just want to get this over with. |
| I heard a noise. |
I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed and stop the noise? |
| I'm just going out with the girls. |
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends. |
| There's no one else. |
I'm doing your brother. |
| Nothing. |
Everything. |
| Everything. |
My PMS is acting up. |
| Nothing, really. |
You're such an idiot. |
| Size doesn't matter. |
Size does matter. |
