Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language
is the word "FUCK". It is the one magical word, which just by its sound, can describe
pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language "FUCK", falls into many grammatical categories:
| transitive verb. | John fucked Mary. |
| intransitive verb. | Mary was fucked by John. |
| active verb. | John really gives a fuck. |
| passive verb. | Mary really doesn't give a fuck. |
| adverb. | Mary is fucking interested in John. |
| noun. | Mary is a terrific fuck. |
| adjective. | Mary is fucking beautiful. |
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As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK".
Besides its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
| Greetings. | How the fuck are you? |
| Fraud. | I got fucked by the car dealer. |
| Dismay. | Oh, fuck it! |
| Trouble. | Well I guess I'm fucked now. |
| Agression. | Fuck You! |
| Disgust. | Fuck Me! |
| Confusion. | What the fuck? |
| Difficulty. | I don't understand this fucking business. |
| Dispair. | Fucked again. |
| Incompetence. | He fucks up everything. |
| Displeasure. | What the fuck is going on here? |
| Lost. | Where the fuck are we? |
| Disbelief. | Unfuckingbelievable! |
| Retaliation. | Up your fucking ass! |
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It can be:
| used to tell the time. | It's five fucking thirty! |
| used in an anatomical description. | He's a fucking asshole! |
| used in business. | How the fuck did I wind up with this job? |
| maternal. | as in "Motherfucker". |
| political. | as in "Fuck Blair" |
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Famous last words:
| General Cluster. | Where did all those fucking Indians come from? |
| The Mayor of Hiroshima. | What the fuck was that? |
| The Captain of the Titanic. | Where is all this fucking water coming from? |
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The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word. How can anyone be
offended when you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your speech and it will add to your fame
and prestige.
Don't forget say FUCK YOU to someone today and brighten their day.
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