| WHAT THEY SAY |
WHAT THEY MEAN |
| I'm hungry. |
I'm hungry. |
| I'm sleepy. |
I'm sleepy. |
| I'm tired. |
I'm tired. |
| I've gotta pee. |
Get out of the way. |
| I've gotta GO. |
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears. |
| Can I call you sometime? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Do you want to go to a movie? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Can I take you out to dinner? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Can I get your coat? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Let me get the door. |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| May I have this dance? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you. |
| Nice dress! |
Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage. |
I want to fondle you. |
| It is just orange juice, try it. |
3 more shots, and you'll have your legs around my head. |
| You're kind of cute. |
I want to bang you until I'm blue. |
| I don't know if I like her. |
She won't blow me. |
| I need you. |
I've strained my wrist. |
| I had her. |
I had wet dreams about her all week. |
| I really want to get to know you better. |
... so I can tell my friends about it. |
| How do I compare with your other boyfriends? |
How big is my penis. |
| You're the only girl I've ever cared about. |
You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me. |
| I want you back. |
... for tonight anyway. |
| I am different from all the other guys. |
I'm not circumcised. |
| No, I don't want to dance right now. |
You'll know that I have a hard-on. |
| What's wrong? |
I don't see why are you making such a big deal out of this. |
| What's wrong? |
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
| What's wrong? |
I guess sex tonight is out of the question. |
| I'm bored. |
Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you. |
Let's have sex now. |
| I love you too. |
Okay, I said it, we'd better have sex now! |
| Good morning. |
That was great sex, let's have more! |
| See you later. |
That was great sex, let's have more! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
I liked it better before. |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
£40 and I can't tell the difference. |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
For £40 they should have GIVEN you hair! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. |
How many pints could I have bought with £40? |
| Let's talk. |
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. |
| Will you marry me? |
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. |
| Will you marry me? |
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these "talks." |
| Yes, that one's nice. |
Why do you ask when you aren't going to listen anyway? |
| That one looks great on you. |
Pick any fucking dress and let's go home! |
| I like that one better. |
Pick any fucking dress and let's go home! |
| Uh huh. |
Pick any fucking dress and let's go home! |
| Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
Pick any fucking dress and let's go home! |
| I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. |
I am gay. |
| It makes you look fat. |
I'm really stupid. |
