James Hoskin's

Q. Who is Norm?
A. He props up a bar stool in a bar called Cheers.

If you still don't know who I'm talking about, where have you been? Living on Mars? Norm was a character in one of the greatest sitcoms ever called Cheers.
Thats all you need to know ...

• "What's shaking, Norm?"
  "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
   
• "What's new, Normie?"
  "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."
   
• "What'd you like, Normie?"
  "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
   
• "What'll you have, Normie?"
  "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap."
  "Looks like beer, Norm."
  "Call me Mister Lucky."
   
• "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
  "Like a baby treats a diaper."
   
• "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
  "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
   
• "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
  "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.' "
   
• "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
  "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
   
• "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
  "Poor."
  "I'm sorry to hear that."
  "No, I mean pour."
   
• "Women ... Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts."
   
• "What's going down, Normie?"
  "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
   
• "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
  "Alright, but stop me at one ... make that one-thirty."
   
• "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
  "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."
   
• "What's the story, Norm?"
  "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
   
• "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
  "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
  "For a beer?"
  "No, for stupid questions."