James Hoskin's
guide to weight loss during sex
Did you ever stop to wonder how many calories you burn during sex?
| Removing Clothes | Calories burned |
|---|---|
| With partner's consent | 12 |
| Without partner's consent | 187 |
| Unhooking Bra | Calories burned |
| Using two calm hands | 7 |
| Using one trembling hand | 36 |
| Using teeth | 52 |
| Using teeth with an Edible bra | (gain 100) |
| Lifting partner | 15 |
| Dragging partner on floor | 16 |
| Using skateboard | 3 |
| Achieving Erections | Calories burned |
| For normal healthy man | 2.5 |
| Losing erection | 14 |
| Searching for it | 115 |
| Putting on a Condom | Calories burned |
| With erection | 1.5 |
| Without erection | 300 |
| Inserting Diaphragm | Calories burned |
| Experienced woman | 6 |
| Inexperienced woman | 73 |
| Man | 680 |
| Searching for it | 55 |
| Intercourse Side effects | Calories burned |
| Bouncing | 7 |
| Sliding around | 9 |
| Serious skidding | 12 |
| Whiplash | 27 |
| Orgasm | Calories burned |
| Real | 27 |
| Faked | 160 |
| Orgasm | Calories burned |
| Expression didn't change | 0.5 |
| Shoes flew off | 35 |
| Orchestra swelled | 6 |
| Large birds sang | 7 |
| Small birds sang | 3 |
| Earth moved | 30 |
| Pulling out | Calories burned |
| After orgasm | 3 |
| Just before orgasm | 72 |
| Penis Envy | Calories burned |
| For Women | 1 |
| For Men | 94 |
| Guilt | Calories burned |
| Despite no formal training, orgasm comes easily | 53 |
| You're enjoying sex, despite the fact that other people are starving | 2 |
| Sex on your lunch hour | 3 |
| Putting it on expense account | 20 |
| Aggravation | Calories burned |
| Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay | 14 |
| Partner watching television | 0 |
| Partner taking phone calls | 7 |
| Partner making phone calls | 41 |
| Getting caught | Calories burned |
| By partner's spouse | 60 |
| By your spouse | 100 |
| Trying to explain | 55 |
| Trying to remain calm | 100 |
| Leaping out of bed | 75 |
| Getting dressed in one motion | 500 |
| Afterwards | Calories burned |
| Quickly thanking partner | 2 |
| Staying around for breakfast | (gain 300) |
So next time you're having sex, go that little bit further, and burn those calories.